loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

amortentiafashion:

Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.
Complete set of Harry Potter, the Hufflepuff Edition. Complete set of Harry Potter, the Slytherin Edition. Complete set of Harry Potter, the Gryffindor Edition. Complete set of Harry Potter, the Ravenclaw Edition.
siezure:

sierrabloggess:

I take this to mean that since I reblogged, I am now immortal. 

TO WAR
humansofnewyork:

I asked her what she felt most guilty about, and she said: “I can’t say it, because it will make me cry. And I don’t like people to see me cry.” I told her that was fine and changed the subject, but after a few minutes she typed it out on her phone, and handed it to me:
"When I was eleven years old, I got in a fight with my twin brother and told him that he was going to die before me because he had a brain tumor."
"Is he still alive?" I asked."Nope."

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face